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21 terrible/awesome jokes from Buzzfeed
Monday 28th of April 2014
I wanted to textify the jokes from the Buzzfeed page because the more people that read them, the better. My sister bet me $100 I couldn’t build a car of out spaghetti. You should’ve seen the look on her face as I drove pasta. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish. I went to a zoo the other day. It was empty…
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Two Cows
Thursday 20th of February 2014
No idea where this came from – the Facebook post I got it from cites ‘Matthias Varga’, but I can’t find the original post. Socialism You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. Communism You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. Fascism You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. Nazism You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. Bureaucratis…
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